GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. An